This is how you should behave Neil…

Oct 2010 ” Walter accuses Aberdeen of only wanting to beat rangers ”

Oct 2010 “McGregor’s was an innocuous foul. In fact it wasn’t even a foul, but that is how they see it and we can’t do anything about it. Last season, they (the SFA) quickly organised a disciplinary hearing for Kenny Miller’s appeal, so that he would miss the Celtic game.”

Sep 2010 Mr Smith – "If he's happy with the way Scottish football is at the moment, then he's in the wrong job. Was the Kilmarnock chairman one of the people who agreed to the Setanta deal?"

Mar 2010 "I felt Kevin Thomson's one wasn't really a bad tackle; he got the ball, he's played it away… the first one I would say was quite a soft one"

May 2010 ” WS hits Andreas Hinkel with a stinging blast , Who do you think you are ”

Apr 2010 "Walter Smith last night promised an official complaint to the SPL after insisting Rangers have been unfairly disadvantaged by fixture anomalies since the controversial league split was introduced 10 years ago"
Walter – "somebody somewhere is making a conscious decision to do this to us"

Apr 2010 Walter Nosurname "Everyone one wants players sent off against us, everyone wants penalties against us, everyone wants everything against us"

Dec 2009 “Smith left seething after Collum sends off Kenny Miller ”

Oct 2009 Walter "Gonnae just pack it in and stop asking me difficult questions"

Sept 2009 Smith says ” Konko of Seville should have been sent off ”

Sep 2009 “Furious smith accuses ref Jonas Eriksson of bottling out of doing his job”

May 2009 "Smith sent to stand after a furious bust up with Paatelainen”

Apr 2009 Smith – “The SFA have started a new trend in criminality – if you leave the scene of a crime early, you are not guilty."

Sep 2009 ” SFA spokesman said Smith was adopting a threatning and aggressive attitude after mendes was red carded at Kilmarnock ”

August 2009 Walter – "No it wasn't a sending off it was an opportunity for the referee to send him [Thomson] off"

May 2009 "Smith blasts 'incredible' Bougherra sending off"

Mar 2009 "Smith rages at Thomson sending off in Co-op Cup final"

November 2008 "That linesman Murphy was quick to allow a Celtic goal against us and quick to disallow that one tonight"

August 2008 “It's an incredible decision for a linesman who is in line with the play. We got a bad one at Tannadice earlier this season, which has been forgotten about, maybe because we don't make that much of a fuss about it" [????!!!]

May 2008 "They made it perfectly clear there is no willingness on anybody’s part to give us anything. There has been no willingness at all to help Rangers so they’re not going to help us now are they”

December 2007 "The Aberdeen crown wound Lee McCulloch up and if the linesman ran 70 yards to get involved, if he wants to be a referee he should be one and not a linesman"